Still Bitter, More Baggage: Going for the Bronze [Hardcover] Tanen, Sloane

Sloane Tanen takes bronze-medal parenting to Olympic heights in this follow-up to her cult-hit *Bitter With Baggage Seeks Same*. Armed with plastic figurines and a camera, she stages darkly funny dioramas of suburban motherhood at its most unhinged — think wine-soaked playdates, existential grocery store meltdowns, and the quiet rage of finding Lego in your bed at 2am. Each photograph comes with a caption sharp enough to draw blood. This is motherhood without the Instagram filter: exhausted, irreverent, and deeply relatable. Tanen's humor is caustic but never cruel, capturing the absurdity of trying to keep tiny humans alive while maintaining your sanity (spoiler: you won't). Perfect for anyone who's ever hidden in the bathroom eating their child's Halloween candy.