Life Expectancy Koontz, Dean

Jimmy Tock is born on a terrible night — his grandfather dies in the same hospital, but not before making five disturbing predictions about Jimmy's life, complete with specific dates. Five days when everything will go sideways. When those dates arrive, Jimmy faces clowns with explosives, million-dollar heists, and a legacy of violence he never asked for. Koontz leans into dark comedy here, blending his trademark suspense with absurdist humor and a surprisingly tender meditation on fate versus free will. It's pulpy and propulsive, occasionally ridiculous in the best way, and anchored by a narrator who refuses to let dread overshadow hope. For fans of Christopher Moore's chaos or early Carl Hiaasen — or anyone who wants their thrillers served with a side of the surreal.