The Histories Burn, A. and Selincourt, Aubrey

**The Histories by Herodotus (Burn & Selincourt translation)**

Think ancient history is dusty and boring? Think again. Herodotus basically invented gossip journalism 2,500 years ago, serving up juicy tales of Persian wars, exotic customs, and political intrigue that'll make your Netflix queue look tame. This classic work explores themes of power, cultural clash, and human nature through wild stories about vengeful queens, massive battles, and the kind of petty royal drama that would break Twitter.

Perfect for history buffs tired of dry textbooks, classics lovers wanting something with actual plot, or anyone who enjoys their ancient wisdom with a side of scandal. Herodotus earned his "Father of History" title by being the first to write down all the wild stuff people were whispering about.

This preloved paperback from Patina Paperbacks shows some character but reads perfectly—just like its subject matter.

**Reader Reviews:**
"Who knew ancient history could be this entertaining? Like reading historical TMZ."
"Finally, a classic that doesn't put you to sleep. Herodotus was clearly having fun."