The Diva Code: Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do

Before self-help gurus cluttered your Instagram feed, there was Miss Piggy—the original diva dispensing wisdom with unshakeable confidence and impeccable comedic timing. This delightfully absurd guide tackles life's thorniest questions: how to handle incompetent frogs, maintain glamour under pressure, and command the respect you absolutely deserve. Written in her unmistakable voice, it's part parody, part genuine life philosophy, and entirely hilarious. Perfect for Muppet fans, anyone navigating relationship chaos, or readers who take their humour with a side of rhinestones and karate chops.